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When Will Our Table Be Ready at Kura Revolving Sushi Bar!?

We celebrated my stepson's 15th birthday yesterday by me making him whoopie pies, his father taking him bouldering, and finally a birthday dinner at Kura Sushi. Virus Super-spreading, Automated Contrary to all pandemic logic, there was a FIVE HOUR WAIT at Kura yesterday.  Via their sub-mediocre app, you can get on a waitlist.  Your displayed wait time never decreases, but the number of people ahead of you waiting for a table does go down. We ain't even trying  to hang out in a COVIDful waiting area for 5 hours, so i chucked together a handy graph to predict exactly when our table would be ready! So we jumped in the car at 6:10! Now i know what you're thinking:  "Kristen, linear regression?!  Really?  This' clearly a job for logarithmic decay!"  Well, calm down.  The regressions were basically the same at predicting when our table would be ready, and i threw this together during boring scenes of Squid Game . Alright, see you in less than 2 years hopefully.
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Walk It Out

You know how every electronic these days is constantly telling you to walk? Well, I'm not the type to ignore a robot, so I literally get to steppin'.  But how much to step?  How many steps?  How often?  The fitbit app demands 5 days of exercise per week. It doesn't start tracking "exercise" until you've been "exercising" for 15 minutes.  So that's our daily lower limit.  The U.S. Department of Health and Human Services 2008 Physical Activity Guidelines for Americans recommends adults perform moderate-intensity aerobic exercise such as a brisk walk a minimum of 30 minutes, five days per week (or a total of 2 hours, 30 minutes) to reduce the risk of disease later in life.  So that gives us a goal of 150 minutes per week.  I also feel it's important to take into account how lazy I've been of late. I walked a mere 51 of 150 minutes last week.  Ouch.  OK, so my goal is 150 minutes a week, but let's throw in a

KITTENS! Inspired by...KITTENS!

Here's a fun sentence:  since i got laid off, i've been able to fulfill one of my longtime dreams.  Fostering kittens!  I've always wanted to, but (depending on age) they need to be weighed and fed like 4 times a day.  So it can be challenging to foster if you have to go into an office, even one day a week like at my previous job.  But now, between filling out job applications and going on interviews, i'm raising America's next generation of purrfect little fur beasts! Say hello to the J28 litter!  Meet (in alphabetical order) Jack, Jack O Lantern, Jackson, Jemima, Jerome, and Jezebel!  This' only my second time fostering kittens, so the good people at Austin Pets Alive! only saddled me with two of these sweet baby angles--Jezebel (whom i'm calling Lil) and Jack O Lantern (whom i'm calling Loop). These nicknames came about because i've named all my cats after sub shops:  Blimpie , HoneyLightning ThunderCloud , and Tucci .  Loop & Lil

Find Yourself a Husband! (don't talk about the constitution)

Makeup--technically none of us need it, but so many of us use it.  Research shows that we primarily use it because we're anxious and insecure and want to appear less noticeable, or because we want to be more attractive, and have been taught that our natural, untouched faces are un attractive.  Cool! Not only is makeup crazy expensive, but it expires relatively quickly.  What's that you say?  "Expiration dates on my eye shadow?!  I ignore the expiration dates on medication, so there's no way I'm taking an expiration date from a company called e.l.f. seriously!" Sure, you seem credible. Well what if i told you expired makeup can cause breakouts; skin parasites; infections; loss of vision; puffy, red, and/or swollen eyes; styes; conjunctivitis; pink eye; and more?  Still want to put that shit on your face?  Didn't think so!  But how to track this? Let's start with the PAO (or "Period After Opening") symbol that's on most co