Excel Excess

I don't know about you, but when i draw smiling unicorns, i reach for the white crayon when i go to color their teeth.  But what if, when your co-workers are coloring pictures of you climbing out of a pit full of snakes, they reach for Banana Mania or Desert Sand when coloring your teeth?  Alternatively, are you vain and addicted to coffee and red wine?  Sounds like you need to whiten your teeth! "I live in Starbucks!"  "I am a (red) wine-o!"  "I care too much about how i look!" "But teeth whiteners are expensive," you whinge.  There, there, stupid.  Haven't you ever heard of the Internet?  The Internet makes things cheaper, and saves you the trouble of having to get off your lazy ass to obtain them! I am lazy.  Thanks, the Internet! Amazon does an especially good job of this:  for many items, if you "subscribe" to them, you save 5-15% off the normal price, and get free shipping.  And you can always unsubscribe as

In life, sometimes it's hard to get to your spreadsheets.  Maybe you're playing a computer game that takes up your entire screen, and you can't reach your netbook that's on your home network and accesses all those spreadsheets you've stored on your shared external hard drive. Or maybe you're researching RAM cards so said computer game will run faster, but you're using the POS computer you hacked into at your bartending job.  Anyway, in such instances, you have to use nature's spreadsheet:  paper.  Here're some sweet examples of my less digital spreadsheets.    Best for you?